It's an island.
Good luck Harry.
Wow.
-Oh my God! -Good news?
I got two B’s and a C, Liverpool here I come!
What did you get?
Oh my God seriously?
There’s that girl again.
I’ve asked around but no one knows who she is, We should go and say hi.
You stay right there.
-Good news? -Better than I thought.
Cool. Hi, I’m Ileana.
Hi.
-So we’ll be going to Leeds and get us joint accommodation! -Great.
-Don’t worry about it, they’ll get you something through clearing. -Yeah.
-You’ll still be with me. -Well I suppose that’s the main thing isn’t it.
One second, Sam? Wait!
No worries.
So what are you going to do?
Go travelling, see the world. Whatever, so long as I get the fuck out of this place,
know what I mean? What are you going to do?
-Anna’s already arranged everything. -Yeah that’s not what I asked.
The offer's still there mate.
Saw Ileana in town last night, she was in Digital.
-What did you get? -All B’s, how about you?
Same.
-Best of luck mate. -You too.
-Oh shit! 5 A’s and a B. -You’re officially taking the piss.
Alcohol!
-Hi guys! Yo, this is Izzy. -Hi. Hi Izzy.
-What took you so long? -I was busy, I was showing Izzy around.So...
-Around where? -Just around there. -Aye it’s lovely this time of year isn’t it?
Where you going then? Jack, where you going in September?
Well to be honest I really don’t have a clue, because I want to take a year out...
...but my mum’s saying that I need to like do stuff now, otherwise I’ll piss my life away.
-To be honest I really can’t be arsed with this shit. -See what happens, just, it gets there I suppose.
-So what are you doing then? -Manchester maybe, I don’t know, I haven’t applied anywhere yet.
-Get applying now because places fill up fast and that. -Whatever. I’ll get in, I’ll get in. Don’t worry.
-You decided what subject? -No I don’t have a clue because I’m under pressure to do all this and I really don’t want to, you know what I mean?
-Are you guys playing a game or something? -What? A game? No?
-Ah shit, I lost the game! -Oh Lewis. Lewis! It’s always you isn’t it! -Always you.
-Did you see those people crying outside? -I know, I wouldn’t dare, even if I got bad results, you know?
-Oh my god I love this song! -Oh yeah, these are playing at the Hydro Festival on Saturday, in Scotland.
-We should totally go! -Yeah tickets sold out ages ago.
-Since when did playing by the rules stop you? -Alright then let’s go.
-We should probably think about how to get up there. -Well, what have you got in mind?
I know of a bus that goes all through the night.
-Really? -Why don’t you and me go and check out timetables?
Yeah, I’ll be back in a minute.
-Hi! You alright? -We’re just talking about that girl you know? -Yeah, hahaha.
-Hi, you alright? -Yeah, hi.
-You having fun? -Yeah. -Cool.
-So, how long have you been at our school? -I think it’s two months. -Two months? God that’s nothing.
-So what did you get in your A-levels? -Two A’s and a B, I’m really pleased with it.
-Well done. -Thanks.
-So where are you going in September? -London.
-I’d love to go to London and study. Don’t know what I’m doing yet though. -Do you want to go inside? It’s really cold -Yeah.
Oh for fuck’s sake guys get a room!
You know that’s a sign of sexual frustration?
-Is no one else bothered by this? -Harry!
-What's up? -I don’t understand why you’re all so happy,
we’re all going to different parts of the country, the world even.
It's never going to be the same.
-We’re close to meet up for holidays and stuff. -And at Christmas.
-Yeah come and stay with us in Leeds. -Yeah of course.
-You can stay as long as you like. -Thanks. it’s just I think we should do something together.
-Why doesn’t everyone just come to the festival with us? -What day is it on? -It’s on Saturday.
-Ah I can’t I’ve got work 9 until 1. -Just pull a sicky.
-I know, but then I’d lose my job. -Well you’re going to university in a few weeks, just live a little.
To us, to friendship.
To friendship!
So hang on, i'm confused. What's the rule again?
-There’s only one rule when you’re playing the game. -What’s that then?
-That you’re not allowed to think about it. -You’re not allowed to think about what?
Exactly.
-How can I not think about it if I’m supposed to be playing it? -You’ll getting the hang of it
And if I accidentally think about it? You lose the game.
So doesn’t that mean you’ve lost the game because you just said that?
Bitch.
-What are you doing? -Well, now I’ve lost the game I need to tell everyone I’ve lost the game.
Isn’t that a bit pointless? No, it’s fun.
Watch.
Lewis, you clammy ballsack.
Those are the rules!
Ha, what's that?
Ah right, now it’s on!
-Don’t say a fucking thing. -Sam, shouting at Casey is not going to solve anything.
What the fuck happened on there? Sam, we’re really sorry but he was going to call the police.
Yeah, well it’s better than being where we are now isn’t it?
Yeah, but where exactly are we?
-Guys, he was bullshitting. -What do you mean?
There's no signal.
What are we going to do? What are we going to do?
What a fucking joke this is. What the fuck were you thinking?
-Us? Us? -Yeah thanks guys.
-Cock. -We don’t know where we are but let’s just walk, there might be a house or something nearby.
Well why are we talking about it? Come on.
It's getting light again.
What the fuck? Erm, where's it all gone?
It's an island.
-Errgh! -What's up? -I wish I didn't have so much stuff.
Aye, how long are you planning to stay for?
Why don’t we just dump our stuff here and explore the island?
Not only will we be in the middle of nowhere, but we’ll have no food, clothes, no shelter, I don’t think so.
Yeah well who's going to nick them?
That’s right, you’re all happy now,
but when evening comes you’ll be all freezing your arses off and I’ll be the one laughing at you.
For fuck's sake.
Pile on!
Do you know I’m not even tired, I’m wide awake.
-I certainly don’t feel like I’ve had no sleep. -Yeah, it’s the sea air it’s just so very invigorating.
-Wake us up when you have something interesting to say. -Come on this place is paradise we could stay here forever.
You guys, this place is amazing!
So, Izzy, what type of things are you into?
-Me? Lots of things. -Such as?
Well you know, music, dancing, that kind of thing.
-I don’t know what you’re talking about you’re going to have to show us. -Shut up Sam or you’ll get a slap.
-That’s right Sam you will. -If you want to be in our gang you’re going to have to audition.
-Who says I want to be in your gang? -Everybody wants to be in our gang, we’re the cool kids.
You don’t have to do anything he says Izzy. Sam shut up, leave her alone.
Surely you’ve got some sort of talent?
Erm... OK.
We should go, the tide's coming in.
They're gone!
They're over here!
God, sometimes you're all so stupid.
What the fuck? Erm, where's it all gone?
Alright we can run, chance it. Let’s just run we’ll make it.
-No we don’t know how deep it is round the corner, the current’s probably stronger than it looks. -Why not camp on the beach?
It’s too far away man. Look, we’ll just camp here and leave first thing in the morning.
-Right? -Yeah.
What kind of person brings a fucking suitcase on a camping trip?
Yeah but he had a point about the currents didn’t he?
-Yeah but now we’re stuck here. -Yeah well if it weren’t for a certain someone, we wouldn’t be here in the first place would we?
Yeah right, if Joe was with me and not Anna he would’ve just bailed across there with me.
Well go if you fucking want to. Go, we’re not going to stop you, Joe’s not going to stop you, I’m not going to.
-Anna fucking stopped us though. -Just because he sticks by his girlfriend.
Come on let’s just go.
No, No. I’m not having this, tents aren’t walls you know.
Well I wish they were, then I wouldn’t hear you snoring.
Erm, you and her. Ergh Joe! Come on Anna ugh! No no, I don’t think so.
-No it’s right next to my tent man! -We’ve got as much right to camp here if we want.
-Just move back. -Why man? -Well Jack and Jodie aren’t really you know, botting on.
Move back a bit.
If you can hear me I can hear you. Yeah you keep it moving, come on.
Aggh Anna! Errgh Joe! Go on, I don’t want to hear your sex noises.
Hey speaking of horror films I heard this really great story actually,
-It’s based on a true story sort of thing. -Woo! -Yeah yeah.
It’s about this group of kids, they’ve just finished their A-levels and stuff. There are 10 of them and they go to this island.
They’re sitting round this camp fire just talking, and they hear all this rustling in the bushes, and they start turning round and wondering what it is.
So one of them decides to get a big torch and goes and looks in the bushes and stuff...
...and he just doesn’t come back. He just vanishes, they don’t hear any screams or anything, There are no traces.
So they start getting really freaked out and send out search parties and everything, and go looking...
and the next morning half of them go to look in the other people’s tent, and try to get everyone up and they’re gone. The people have just disappeared basically...
...and there’s no trace of evidence that they’ve been killed or anything, the tents are intact.
All their stuff is there, their clothes are there and they’ve just vanished.
And 3 days later the police found a load of bodies all lined up and nailed to the rock face.
-Nice... Aggh! -That wasn’t funny Sam.
-Yeah it was. -No it wasn’t. -It really was.
-Anyone else got any stories? -I don’t like ghost stories I’m going to go to bed.
-Oh they’re just stories! -I know but I’m going to go to bed.
-Anna they’re just trying to scare you for a laugh. -Joe, I’m tired, I’m going to go to bed.
--Sorry, it’s been a long day. OK well, we’re going to turn in for the night OK?
-Night. Ssshh! -I’ve got a great story. -Go on then.
Basically what happened, this guy went to sleep like normal like any other night...
...and a Leprechaun came in his room in the middle of the night and sprinkled marriage dust on him.
So when he woke up in the morning he was married, and everyone he knew ended up being married.
Oh, chills us to the bone! Terrible!
Yeah, just got reminded of that story somehow I don’t know.
-I just don’t understand why you’re making such a big deal out of it. We’re just having a laugh. -At my expense.
-Anna, we’re just… -Look if you want to go just go.
-Alright I will. -Fine. -Fine.
-I’ve got one. It’s about this girl -Was she called Jodie?
-No, she was an absolute psychopath alright. -Sure she wasn’t called Jodie? -You want to be very, very careful
And she went around stabbing a load of people, especially this kid with glasses...
...she stabbed him loads. No seriously!
She got him alone right, and just stabbed him right in the back...
...and she killed them one by one and stole all their possessions.
Go and see if Anna’s alright yeah. Joe!
-Why are you sending Casey? -She's your girlfriend.
Joe?
-I can’t believe you told Casey to go to Anna. -What’s the problem?
Right, you’re all taking the mick but he’s got a mouth, if he wants to say something he’d say it.
-Yeah but why did you ask him? -Didanyone see me pick him up and make him go?
No but you forced him, you intimidated him. How did I intimidate him?
All I said is go and see if Anna’s alright and he’s still there so he's obviously having a good time.
-You know what, you’ve just sent another man to your girlfriend, I wonder what they could be doing? -Actually, I haven’t sent another man, I’ve sent Casey.
You know what? You’re a right cock sometimes..
Joe?
Are you OK?
Yeah.
No, not really.
-Are you not cold babe? -No. -No? Want to get into the tent?
No I’m fine here. No but don’t you want like, get into the tent?
-Come on I've just stayed out! -No man I’m staying out. -It’s not even late!
-The fire’s still going. -Are you sure though? -Yep.
Not want to come to the tent with me? He said no didn’t he?
No I don’t want to go, honestly; seriously I’m staying here for a long time.
Right fine.
Good night Izzy.
-She’s hard work for you. -Yeah, well.
-Izzy are you single at the moment? -Yeah.
Any recent boyfriends or anything?
Not really.
-Why not? -Well moving schools, it's difficult.
-See. -Well there was kind of someone at my last school.
What went wrong?
-You or him or what? -Erm...me probably.
-Joe’s been in a relationship for 6 years, can you believe that? -Really?
-Yeah. -Yeah but by choice though, it’s not like I’ve been forced into it. -Well.
-What do you mean well? -That’s good. -It is good I’m happy...
...she can be a bit of a pain sometimes, but I do love her.
She cares about me, which is more than I can say for some people.
Have you spoken to Ileana since that thing?.
-Not about that. -Are you going to? -Don’t know, maybe.
Don’t feel like it though.
-What do you think it means for you? -I don’t know, when the time is right I’ll do it.
-The fire’s dying out. -It is, there’s no more wood either.
Where are you guys sleeping? I’ve got my tent.
-Mind if I crash in it? -Yeah sure. -Awesome.
-Are you going to check on Anna? -No she’ll be alright. I’ll make it up to her in the morning.
We’ll just leave that it’ll go out.
-Good time last night? -Yeah.
-Did Sam have a good time? -Why don’t you ask him? -I’m asking you.
Where did Sam sleep? With Izzy?
-You know what if something did happen last night, then I think you’re in a position to talk to you. -What’s that supposed to mean?
Sam’s a mate, and I don’t like him being made a fool of.
-I’m not making a fool out of anyone. -I saw you in Digital with that guy.
-And? -And what?
And what did Sam say?
I’m going to go check on my girlfriend.
It’s fucking freezing.
Anna?
Case?
Anna?
-Sleep well? -Alright. -With Izzy?
The tide’s still in and everything’s just so wet. Crappy as hell.
Oh bollocks, I knew we should’ve chanced it last night. We’re going to get stuck here for another 6 hours.
Did you sleep with Izzy last night?
I happened to share a tent with Izzy, do you want more details? Yeah she was giving me a blowjob all night and Joe was watching. Is that alright?
Has anyone seen Anna? No I’ve just got up.
-She’s not in her tent. -Have you asked Casey? Maybe they’ve gone for a walk.
Well he’s not there either they’re both missing, the tent’s just empty.
-I don’t know, maybe they’ve gone to the toilet or something. -Yeah and maybe he’s keeping her company.
They’ve gone for a shag obviously, what’s wrong with you?
-Or maybe they’ve gone bird watching . -What? No. -No but seriously yesterday you could see loads of lapwings.
-Look, Anna just wouldn’t take off like that. -Didn’t you guys have a fight last night?
Yeah, but Anna’s not like that. Look, this morning when I got up, I heard a noise, like a scream or something.
-They’re probably alright Joe, but if you’re that worried I’ll come and look for them with you. -Me too.
Can’t we get this fire started with some cardboard or paper or something?
Look at that bird over there, over there.
-Hey, do you know what I’ve always wondered? How do birds have sex? -I know I’ve always thought that as well, -You don't know?
Yeah it’s so fucking funny.
-The male birds have a corkscrew like that coming out of them. -Are you taking the piss?
No, it’s a thing like a bottle cork, corkscrew...
...and it’s all floppy and stuff and it comes out and the female has like a thread that the corkscrew fits into...
...perfectly so other animals can’t rape the birds and they just kind of, the male bird will come up all floppy and it’ll...
...start ejaculating and he’ll just mount. -You know I’ve never seen that.
-I might seek it out. You know what; I think we should go bird watching and see if we can catch any action.
-No, we should. -Watch a duck fuck. -Yeah! Let’s do it!
Fucking birds!
Am I the only one here that hasn’t gone fucking mental? Yes Lewis, I think you might be.
Guys?
Guys this isn't funny.
-She’d never go anywhere without her phone. -They’ll be around, Joe.
Well maybe she has left, you did try and abandon her last night..
-Perhaps she left the island in the middle of the night. -Why?
-Well, I don’t know but it’s a possibility. -Maybe, when the tide went down.
Fuck!
There’s something not quite right about this place you know.
-That was brilliant. -God I know, got to do it again.
-I’ve never got bird watching before but that was such a rush. -Yeah I’d love to be a bird.
Fucking birds. Fucking island. Fucking hell!
-Where’s he going? -He’s a right radge.
Any joy?
Look Joe, Casey’s smart, he’s not going to do anything stupid.
-Well maybe we could call 999, the water people, coast guard. -There’s no signal Harry.
No, no it doesn’t matter; it’s fine because you can dial 999 with or without credit or money...
because I had a friend once that was in London, real London, and her friend collapsed but she somehow managed to get an ambulance and everything.
Harry, there’s no signal we can’t call anyone.
No, well what happens if they need an ambulance and we need help?
-No, no, because… -Harry, are you alright?
In, hold it. Shh, shh. Another one, yeah.
You OK?
There’s got to be somewhere high enough to have signal.
Ok look, we could just be jumping to conclusions. We haven’t checked the rest of the island yet.
Right Joe, you go over there and try and get signal, Sam you go with him.
Jodie, Jack, Izzy, you go to the beach, you go that way.
Me, Harry and Lewis will go the other way, we’ll meet back here in half an hour yeah?
Stick together, just don’t separate and we’ll be alright yeah?
Guys, where’s Lewis?
-I think you’re over reacting like but it’s your call. -She wouldn’t just take off like that, something’s wrong.
-How far do you reckon that is? -A mile, mile and a half tops.
-I reckon I could swim that, easy. -In a swimming pool, that’s the North Sea mate.
Hang on, last night you didn’t think it was worth chancing going across the causeway, but now you think it’s worth risking your life because you haven’t seen your girlfriend in 5 minutes.
I know Anna! Look, I’m just saying, she wouldn’t take off, not without talking to me and letting me know first.
Alright we should head back and find out what the crack is.
-What’s happening? -Couldn’t get anything, could you?
-No. -Look I’ve decided, I’m going to swim across the causeway.
You can’t do that. It’s quicksand when the tide’s in.
How do you know?
Nobody say anything.
-Right well I’ll swim across the pond this time then. -Joe no you can’t because you’ll get swept out to sea. -Could you get anything?
Look, we’ve just checked the shoreline, they could be anywhere. They could’ve had an accident.
I just mean they could be in the dunes somewhere, we just don’t know, Joe.
But it’s the not knowing that’s driving me mental.
-Listen, if the tide’s high now, it’ll be down in a couple of hours right? -So why don’t we just wait until then?
We can do a proper search.
Guys?
-What’s he doing? -No Joe!
No! Joe!
-Where’s he gone? -What’s happening?
Joe where are you?
Joe?
Joe where are you?
Joe?
Joe
Joe?
-Joe’s gone -What? -He's gone.
Who's that?
-Who’s what? -There was just someone up there, like a second ago.
Joe? Just a second ago, it was like a big tall figure, he was just there.
Well surely if he’s got on the island, we can get off.
I’m staying here Sam I’m freezing.
-What the fuck man, Lewis? -What do you expect when you’re sneaking around out there man?
-Where did you run off to anyway? -It was the strangest thing I was following that bloke.
No matter how fast I ran, or how far I went I couldn’t catch up with him.
It’s that guy. It’s that guy who was on the hill, he was on the campsite. -No he’s not because I’ve just chased him across the other side of the island.
-We heard footsteps outside the tent. -Yeah that was me I just walked down now.
No Sam it wasn’t you, it was somebody else.
-It was like, jangly or something. -Well maybe it was Joe outside the tent playing a game.
-What are you doing hiding in here anyway? -Have you found Joe?
-Where are Jack and Jodie? -They’re asleep in the other tent. -We just came in here.
So what, we’re being chased by a 6ft Goth with a chip on his shoulder?
Goth? What does he look like?
Yeah he was, how would you describe him Lewis?
Like Lewis’ mother in drag, you know, long black hair, big metal boots, big black coat.
You know who it is.
Oh look come on we’re all a bit freaked out, nobody should be accusing anybody of anything.
-She knows him and she’s fucking lying. -Oh don’t start please.
-Stop defending her. -OK...
...look I had this friend, he was my closest friend all the way through school...
...and then I made friends with this girl, and he flipped out, and started threatening her...
...and sending her messages.
So what happened?
-Harry? -You stay away from her.
-Ileana calm down -Take your fucking hands off me.
All this shit started happening when she arrived.
I don't know what you're talking about.
We were fine as a group until you came.
It started with little things like stealing my boyfriend...
...and in the end, you're casting some sort of fucking spell on all my friends.
Oh Ileana listen to yourself, you’re just as jealous as the rest of them.
Why shouldn't I be? Why?
-If I had a boyfriend who gave a fucking shit about me. -Boyfriend!? That’s rich coming from you.
We were fine. Until you arrived.
What's going on?
what the fuck?
Guys this really isn't funny.
Be careful.
-This isn’t happening, this isn’t happening, this isn’t happening. -Harry.
I want to go home.
This is totally fucked up.
What do you want?
Is no one else bothered by this? I don’t understand why you’re all happy.
We’re all going to different parts of the country. It’s never going to be the same.
There’s something not quite right about this place you know.
I've had enough of this.
Alright then, if I’m like this by myself, without my friends, is that when you’re going to get us?
No? Come on, I dare you...
I fucking dare you!
Come on then? Where are you going to get us?
Are you going to get us over here? Where no one can see us?
Oh no, it wouldn’t be that one would it, of course not. Behind this one maybe, no?
When are you going to come and get us then? Where?
You've got everyone else.
You’ve got everyone else. Come and get us. I dare you, fucking do it. Fucking dick.
This morning when I woke up, I heard a noise, like a scream or something.
shit, what's going on?
Are you going to get us over here? Where no one can see us?
What's happening? What's happening?
You know who it is.
She knows him and she's fucking lying.
-So Izzy, what type of things are you into? -You know, music, dancing, that kind of thing.
Surely you've got some kind of talent?
OK...