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When we get to Ovid's treatment of the 
Trojan War, we're moving into a different 

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kind of genre. 
we're moving in from an epic treatment of 

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the Trojan War that we've seen in seen in 
Homer and we've seen in Virgil, into 

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something that we might call a mock epic. 
There's something different happening in 

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Ovid's treatment of this. 
And he's having fun with us all the way 

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through this story. 
If as you're reading, you find yourself 

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on this long digression that seems to 
indenture and you're not sure what, 

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how in the world that's related to the 
main action in the Trojan War. You're on 

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to it, you've got it right. 
Ovid is bringing us all off into parts of 

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the, the story that don't really seem 
quite to fit. 

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we'll talk about what his message is in 
closing, but let's take, try to get a 

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grip on what's happening in Ovid's 
version of the Trojan War. 

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first of all, let's just do a thought 
experiment. 

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Imagine a documentary covering World War 
II from the middle last century. 

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And if in, imagine in that documentary 
that there's no mention at all of D-Day, 

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there's also hardly any battle scenes at 
all. In fact, 

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it's there's one though long bloody kind 
of battle-ish scene when you've got 

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general George Patton, who fights someone 
you never heard of. 

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He's got a really, he has a really hard 
time of it, and then he eventually pushes 

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a guy over and then just strangles him 
and smashes him with his club. 

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there's an older colonel who goes off on 
a long digression and starts prattling on 

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and on and on, about a time when he was a 
young guy, and there was a pack of bears 

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that came along, and they had to have 
long fight to fight off the pack of 

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bears. 
And the story takes up nearly a third of 

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the documentary that treats World War II, 
some old guy talking about when he was 

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young and they fought off a pack of 
bears. 

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That's like a third of the coverage of 
World War II. 

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then on the Allied side, two top officers 
argue over who gets to keep General 

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George Patton's pearl-handled pistols. 
Let's just say for sake of argument, 

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Patton gets killed in the middle of the 
action and he's got these pearl-handled 

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pistols, and the two great officers from 
the Allied side fight over who gets to 

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keep them. 
the documentary, documentary mentions 

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that the Axis countries fall, 
and then, we take a long look at the 

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plight of the Japanese Emperor's family 
and all the suffering that happens, and 

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we talk about how the Allies savagely 
firebombed Tokyo. 

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And that will be the end of the treatment 
of World War II. 

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You might say to yourself, well, that's 
weird, and it's focusing on certain 

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pieces and making them seem really 
important. 

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What's with that whole digression about 
the pack of bears? 

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And why is that in there? 
that's the same kind of reaction you 

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probably should have to Ovid's treatment 
of the Trojan War. 

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Let's see a look at an outline of the 
main action as it happens, and then, we 

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will try to figure out what he is up to. 
We've got a departure for Troy and in 

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that departure we hear about Iphigenia, 
but, in Ovid's version, she is saved at 

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the last minute. 
Diana substitutes a deer instead of her, 

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there's a, change that happens. 
and then, we jump off and we hear about 

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Achilles. 
The great Greek warrior, Achilles, he's a 

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killing machine in Homer. 
He's extraordinarily good at it. 

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He carries a tough eh, carries it in a 
way that makes it clear it's a tough 

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burden for him to shoulder, but he's he 
knows what he's doing. 

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He's kind of an elegant killer. 
in, in the scene that Ovid chooses to 

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pull out is Achilles against Cygnus. 
And if you haven't heard of Cygnus as a 

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famous warrior, well, it's because Cygnus 
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It's a small end battle. 
and we've got Achilles compared to a 

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bull. 
There's that rich simile that talks about 

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him as a bull. 
how does that make him look? 

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And then we've got in the end, he just 
takes Cygnus and beats his face in with a 

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shield, 
then finally he chokes him to death. 

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Well, this is not elegant killing. 
It's not the kind of thing that Homer 

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talks about. 
Achilles is able to use you know, sharp, 

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[COUGH] bronze weapons to take the life 
of other people in dramatically efficient 

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ways. 
I mean, here is an inefficient, cloddish, 

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cumbersome, bull-like overwhelming brute 
force, using brute force of one guy 

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against the not very famous guy. That 
doesn't seem very glorious, glorious or 

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heroic. 
Then we get the battle of the Lapiths and 

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the Centaurs. This is that thing that 
takes like, about a third of Ovid's 

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recounting of the war at Troy focuses in 
on this. 

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How do we get on to this topic? 
And if you don't remember that's probably 

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just about fine. 
you are catching that Ovid has only a 

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very tangential relation between this 
whole thing and and the Trojan War. 

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In fact, it comes out of Nestor's mouth. 
And Nestor is traditionally a guy who 

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likes to talk. 
He's an old man and he likes to hear his 

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own voice as old people do. 
As I get older, I'm finding that that's 

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true. 
My voice sounds more and more mellifluous 

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as the years go by. 
How does Nestor get on the topic of 

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telling everyone who, oh, you know, gory 
detail about the battle of the Lapiths 

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and the Centaurs? 
Well, he just decides he's, wants to talk 

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about Phineas. 
and this Phineas was once a woman and he 

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wished he could be turned into a man to 
avoid being raped again and dah, dah, 

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dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah, dah. 
And then all of a sudden, we start 

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hearing about him as a Lapith and how 
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Otherwise, there's really no connection. 
Nestor's just kind of prattling. 

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and all of a sudden we jump on into this 
long battle-like scene where Lapiths, who 

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we don't necessarily care that much 
about, are killing Centaurs who we care 

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nothing about. 
what we've got in the way he frames 

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things, 
the way Ovid frames things is a kind of 

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triumph of gruesomeness and gore for 
gore's sake over heroism. 

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he focuses in on these nasty beasts 
getting ripped apart and there's gory 

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detail after gory detail. 
Homer himself spends a lot of time with 

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gory detail, but, 
and by contrast, in most of the cases 

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that Homer does that, we care about the 
person that's getting ripped up. 

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Here, the Centaurs, they play a role 
that's kind of like the role that zombies 

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play in contemporary horror movies. 
Zombies are there in order to just get 

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ripped up and you watch their green gooey 
gore blood splatter everywhere. the 

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Centaurs are a little bit like that, 
you're just going to watch them get sort 

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of sliced to bits and you say, oh, well, 
look at that, that's sort of exciting. 

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so a famous case of old they're debauched 
creatures, these Centaurs, the men, 

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they're man and beast together. 
We don't really admire them. What we've 

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got instead of a grand, heroic scene with 
people on one side and people on another 

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fighting over a great cause, 
we've got gore for gore's sake. 

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It's just gruesomeness. 
and then, we jump back and all of a 

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sudden get back to our digressive moment 
of [INAUDIBLE] and oh, yeah, he was there 

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too. 
We hear about that. 

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Oh, okay. 
All of a sudden Ovid has brought us 

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through this long gory detail that 
doesn't really have much at all to do 

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with the Trojan War, 
then we hear about the death of Achilles. 

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Yes indeed, we just hear about it, he 
dies. And the, the way he dies is, is by 

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a cheap shot from a peanut gallery. 
[COUGH] you've got Paris who is not very, 

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of all of the Trojan princes, Paris is 
not the greatest of warriors and he 

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fights with bow and arrow, that's never 
coded as being a very brave thing. 

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Bow and arrow fighters fight from far 
away and they kind of ping and then they 

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run off. 
well, so this arrow flies and it hits 

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Achilles and poor Achilles who's depicted 
here on this vase dead Achilles being 

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dragged along, he gets pushed aside. But 
it's just a small, tiny mention. 

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It's not as though there's anything, 
grand and grandiose that has happened. 

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in our next lecture, we'll look at 
another piece of how this Trojan war is 

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framed. 
After Achilles is dead, there's going to 

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be an argument over who gets to keep his 
arms. 